My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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