Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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