You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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