sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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