I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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