ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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