Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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