I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
