Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Bring me that man meat
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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