We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
