If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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