oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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