I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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