who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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