It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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