we have pet lesbian snakes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
This baby is an asshole
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
