hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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