Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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