Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have aggressive nipples.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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