Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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