Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
organizing the empties. That sober.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got inside last night via doggy door
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
