At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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