I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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