absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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