You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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