We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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