So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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