Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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