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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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