I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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