I'm drive I can fine osifer
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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