Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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