just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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