There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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