no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Rumble strips road head = magical
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
