I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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