It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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