awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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