I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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