Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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