North Korea, Best Korea!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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