evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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