The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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