pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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