He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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