I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I want a musical about memes.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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