I seem to have left my pride at pride
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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