it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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