it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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