if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know her cup size but not her name....
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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