She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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