...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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