i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
a search helicopter?!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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