thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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