ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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