All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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