Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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