Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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