yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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