can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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